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previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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your destiny is with your saving the world i don't know for sure perhaps we send you in a caravan

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and you split off perhaps move towards water deep you will find a temple of bahamut where

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maybe you can get some more direction on your destiny as you hear the sound of the caravans

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beginning to move out okay a glim i guess uh i guess we're gonna go save the world with you

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welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons we're a dnd fifth edition actual play podcast and i'm your dungeon

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master russe More with me today is Amy More i'm a bug but not really i play

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sullivan slight a lightfoot halfling rogue who is also kind of a bug and carla johnson

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i feel like i need clarification on what you mean by bug but i am glim a dragonborn pAlydin

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and tom laird i would also like clarity on the statement uh and i play moot a half orc

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wild magic sorcerer for those of you who are not patrons uh totally okay but you may have

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seen the video if you are a patron of me completely mouthing along with welcome to

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dungeon dragons i'm your dnd russe More and with me today and i'm just like mouthing it along

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and russe is elbowing me i see i didn't see the elbowing and i'm your dungeon master russe

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More that's what that was it was punctuated by elbows sharp elbows that's fun that's how

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it goes so where you can see that is over on Patreon Patreon.com slash dumb dragon guess what

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a sell we have for that one you want to see me elbow my wife yeah sometimes we're just out of

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things to talk about and today is apparently one of those things i guess but when you're

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a patron you get an episode dedicated to you like today's patron fen the goblin

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oh thanks fen i like that it's fen the goblin it's not usually such a character name it's

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normally more of a human name could this possibly be fantastic from our discord it is

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fantastic way to out her oh i know it's there she i mean she she talks pretty freely about

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her character fen the goblin so yeah it's probably fine okay and you too can have an

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episode dedicated to you over at Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast fuck it let's play dnd

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the three of you are together for the first time ever i think no last episode you were

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together at the beginning of the episode too but you weren't real friends now you're real

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friends maybe i don't know i'm not going to tell you how to live your life you're on a

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caravan i think that was that was in passing the ball

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you're on a caravan i immediately dropped it

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moon would too wouldn't he be like yeah he doesn't know it he'd be trying to lobster it

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yeah how are you supposed to catch up with these claws you previously had been snuck out

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of neverwinter because uh you may have found yourself in a wrong way with the sons of ala

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hondra andro yes with the sons of ala gondor nailed it gondar doesn't matter you're gone now

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fuck those guys fuck those guys until they come back you know at another time

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um who knows the inevitable coming back of at the ala hondra squad the eye of ala gondar

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but you headed out in the morning and you've been traveling for most of the day and the

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group that you're you were kind of put with by laden menda the uh tiefling who smuggled you

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out um seems to be just kind of a mixed bag of people from from all different walks you're

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not particularly you're not specifically with any with like the soldier groups or the mercenary

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groups uh you're with a kind of a group of more refugees and people looking you know kind of

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in your situation without saying that they're running from anything in particular so he didn't

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choose like the most patient people or like the people with like you know he just chose

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like the odd squad so we could fit in with them yeah so you'd fit in yeah exactly the odd squad

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we already have our name guys i like that i like that so early i know it took us a hundred

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episodes in the last and we didn't even do we didn't even do it we made four star get started

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i actually you know what i take back odd squad i want to wait until we have a guest and make

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them do it it's tradition it's true the wagon that you have put all your stuff in

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is owned by a human male named hillip atrium he is a curly mustachioed fellow kind of a five o'clock

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shadow everywhere else has a purple beret as well as a purple suede jacket he he has green

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striped pants that kind of bloom out a little bit along the thigh does he in his spare time

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run the moulin rouge you never know by any chance i love him what's his name hillip what hillip

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atrium atrium atrium atrium a t r e m well he sounds fun he does um i though as soon as you said

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like mustache and then you said five o'clock shadow everywhere else i'm picturing you like

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on his face everywhere no he's trimmed his chest it's growing back in a little bit he's

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wearing a deep v you can kind of see it five o'clock shadow everywhere he's really a werewolf

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in disguise he just shaves everywhere else it's a lengthy process it takes him a whole day

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and then he's got to start over again but that's uh that's who and you're with another

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few people who you probably haven't necessarily met yet but what are you doing what are you

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doing right now you're currently traveling it's about kind of late morning mid afternoon ish

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is uh is hillip nearby russ he is manning the wagon okay mood's gonna climb up near the front

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and he's gonna he's gonna say uh hillip if you were to rent one of these like horse and

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carriage things out for a night how how much would you charge for that uh excuse me what

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do you mean rent out my carriage well like you know if you weren't using it for the night but

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you wanted to use it to earn money even though you weren't using it you let someone else

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buy it from you for like a day or so how much would you charge them well um it's just very

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fine carriage very fine horses uh i'd probably charge i don't know half a silver maybe okay half

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half a silver okay if it's just the night i mean you're going to bring it back in the

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morning yes yes well i mean yeah you'd have to think that person would bring it back in the

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morning okay half a silver i'm just gonna i'm gonna just go to the back now uh thanks thanks for

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answering that question scream but of course yes yes uh any other questions about uh currency

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and and the such you just let me know all right um yeah i i think that's the only one

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i'm gonna have but i'll come back if i if i have more wonderful wonderful and you're gonna

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write that down in your notebook it's all up here he taps his forehead it's a whole new man

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hey can i read your notebook uh sure i guess oh thanks what's your notebook look like it is a

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small kind of what are those notebooks where you like flip it over like your next page will

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flip like a standout pad sure we'll go with that so there's a is it coil bound so yeah it's

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not like a high technology for say it's like uh it's like a flip book more than anything

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kind of kind of like a like a ticket book like a cop's writing you a ticket

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or a reporter no pat oh yeah there we go i i take out my um fountain pen monocle oh

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yeah well you know i do have bring in some prop work please and i start to write in um in moot's

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notebook what are you what are you writing in there can i see hey no it's private

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but it's my notebook well yeah it's your notebook you're gonna see it but it's not her

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notebook so you you don't know can you will you show me after can you just show me uh if

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it's unless it's too private yeah that's i don't i don't know what he's writing in there so if it's

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if it's not if it's not good then you first caught me like sketching yeah i spent some time

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in prison with soly so i know he has a pretty awesome sense of humor yeah you're right blue

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sense of humor and it's great he's very funny ah you're just buttering me up no you can't see

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it it's not done yet and i go back to scribbling in the notebook and yeah like that

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and are you good at drawing whatever you're drawing do you have art skills oh uh oh yeah

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yeah i can uh i can draw many different things um almost uh anatomically correct

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have you have you drawn a lot of birds i don't think that the silence that just hangs

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uh well what do you mean by birds well you know what a bird is right yeah and i flip you

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the middle finger you guys don't deserve sully

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i look at glam and is that a bird that's not any bird i've ever seen

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oh well you see sometimes when you're telling someone to like

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buzz off you make that symbol and that tells them like get out of here buzz off i'm not

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happy with you right now oh yeah because you know everybody hates birds

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didn't realize we were with a bird hater oh no oh no am i in your bad book uh no it's just

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the one book so do you guys like to play like any road games or well yeah um i got this

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uh this set of dice here oh yeah maybe we should play yeah okay

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i've never really played many dice games but sure i'm i'm in for it what is most popular dice

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game you tell me you're the one who owns dice i also have a dice set so like let's fucking do

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this let's are you guys in the back of one of the wagons are you like walking alongside

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oh i'm assuming i'm in the back of the way it seems like we were in the back because

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just confirming yeah okay i i know sully's super lazy so there's and short legs like there's

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no way he'd be jogging to keep up with the wagon i don't think sully jogs

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okay do you really want to play a dice game yeah let's play a dice game i'm trying to think

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of a good like fantasy name for yahtzee i can't come up with anything so we could do that or we

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could play like a truth or dare because we're just getting to know each other right now

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oh yeah i like that that's backstory stuff too that's more fun yeah go for it

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well i have a dice set too but what if instead we play truth or dare truth or dare

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it's like being in high school again exactly it's such a thing school of hard knocks right

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sully oh yeah you know me so who wants to go first well it was your idea so okay i want truth

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who's gonna ask me have you ever been kissed i mean i'm 25 i've been kissed well i can't say

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that i'm you hear from up front hello it's like uh excuse me pardon me uh dragonborn

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they don't really have lips so how does kissing feel

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it's more of like uh um we have these really long tongues oh so silly more tongues more tongues

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than lips so it's kind of like two snakes battling yeah yeah exactly like kind of sexy

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like that that's cool all right back to driving the wagon carla's face when she just said that

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just made my heart explode thank you for that carla okay well it's my turn now

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moot same question have you ever been kissed i think hey i think are you the youngest

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i'm 25 uh yeah i think so how old are you uh yeah i i'm only 17

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i don't think anyone else is is younger than me well how old are you sully well i'm 18

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so i got you off by a whole year so moot you're the baby of the group have you ever been

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kissed whoa doesn't he have to say truth or dare first oh you're right oh my own game i'm

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forgetting the rules sorry moot truth or dare um i'll do i'll do truth well i bet you can

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guess what the question's gonna be have you ever been kissed uh yeah um one time a couple years

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ago at a birthday party were you playing spin the bottle or something we were playing spin

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the tankard yeah so with the tankard the open end would be the end that was the pointy end

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uh well you spin it uh standing up and it's just wherever the handle points oh

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uh okay um i guess it's sully's turn to truth or or dare why i'm gonna have to choose dare

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oh well what do we want to make him do glim

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um tell him to show me what he put in the book well you have to ask the question

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it's not her turn so you know just uh just thinking of something good here what do i want sully to do

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i mean like i feel like he'd do anything so it's kind of hard because he's not going

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to be embarrassed i don't think maybe he just talks a big game and would be embarrassed who

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knows i don't know sully i dare you to moon one of the other wagons in the caravan so just so

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that we're clear on the terminology because i'm not from here i wouldn't you you want me to

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to show them my butt yep yeah okay

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okay and with the parting of the curtain i assume there's a curtain on the back of the

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caravan wagon there is now there is now um i haul trowze down and i shake it at the front

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of the other caravan i'm assuming um moot and glim can see over top and through the

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through the probably i'm very sure yeah oh it's a tiny tochi so you see a younger female

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driving this caravan and she's not really paying attention as this begins

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and then realizes what's happening and has this look of like what what excuse me what

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are you doing and as she yells out uh one of the wagon wheels hits up like a big pothole

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and you see that wheel like break and fly off and the wagon falls to the ground and

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she's like oh my god it's her wagon yeah

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still got it um i haul my trousers up and i and i jump off the back of the

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caravan wagon to um to to help her out yeah i say weapon of ass destruction

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i say hillip the the carriage behind us dropped a wheel we're gonna help

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oh yes yes yes jump out he uh he pulls the caravan off to the side and so people other

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people can pass lady you get so de so distracted that i can i help you do you like anything you

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see i'm just kidding it was a dear we were playing truth or dare i overheard that some

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of you were miners i don't know if this should be a thing that i should be interested in i

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don't think any of us work in a mine but i mean i'm not entirely sure where moot comes from

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so okay well it's i'm not gonna blame this on you but do any of you know how to fix a wagon

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no no but i can't offer some some comfort i go arms open no no all right thanks though

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i mean i think we could if we all team up we could probably figure it out

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did the wheel just fall off for us like did it just pop off the

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axle or whatever it did pop off the axle but it also looks like it crushed underneath as it

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fell into this pothole so it is broken and off she's trying to calm down the horses hey glim i

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dare you to fix the wheel well i'm gonna try i mean i can like with help we could like

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lift it up and get it back on but we need someone to fix the wheel um do you got

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any spears in the back no no this is actually like the fourth wheel i've broken on this

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on this journey it's oh good it wasn't just my ass then i mean that didn't help but

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yeah uh everybody make a perception check oh i don't even have my dice i forgot how to play

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i'll be right back it's a nat 20 she doesn't need her dice well i still got a four i mean

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it's still as good that you were it's still only a 19 oh well it's still a nat 20 though

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did you say you got a nat 20 i did although i have a minus one which rust just so kindly

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reminded me amy it's just a 19 you will never get a 21 perception skill checks my perception

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needs to be so good with the uh uh five hey that's one better than mine sully regardless

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of your 19 or natural 20 you see um another wagon a little bit further behind um and um

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it's an uncovered wagon and you see uh various wood and tools kind of sticking up and out of

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the back oh hey guys look the wagon behind hold on i i run toward the wagon and i kind of

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wave it down a little bit as you get closer you see a female halfling a little bit older

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who stands up and waves to to the driver and she hops down and comes over to you and says

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yes yes uh what seems to be the problem here you break your wagon ah yes she broke a wagon

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looking at my fine derriere you know what i mean we were wondering if you uh why was she

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looking at your derriere well it was a it's the truth or dare yeah uh that poor girl

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it's gonna start to hurt my feelings after a while

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is there anything that you could do i see you got a lot of tool type things in your wagon

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uh yeah yeah we could uh we could maybe help you out there um let's go take a look awesome

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look i found some help i'm not just a sweet piece of ass she and another male halfling

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and a uh human female i'll kind of gather a couple tools and go over and help and

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they look at it and say yeah we can probably get you up and going uh

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you guys want to like see if you can lift i don't know about you but uh that's hurtful

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i have some i have okay well you can you can lift it too that's totally fine um but if you can like

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lift it we can maybe we'll we'll try and fix the wheel first that's probably what we should do but

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then when we're ready if you lift it and we get it on there should be good the human uh female

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she picks up the wheel and rolls it back to her wagon to begin working on it can you roll

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wheels been crushed just like goo goo yeah goo goo it's still got some roll to it

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the driver of the wagon uh the broken one the horses have kind of calmed down she says well

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not sure this is the most uh great this is the greatest meeting but um i'm i'm i'm

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winifred and you are i'm sully hi winifred i'm glim nice to meet you pleasure to meet you

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and i'm moot nice to meet you moot uh where where are you three traveling to where where was this

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one going well you know the the well of the dragons like everybody else you're with the

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you're with the because some a lot of us are breaking off and going to to water deep well

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yeah i may come to water deep too i mean i've never been there but i hear it's uh it's

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quite the place yeah we haven't we haven't quite decided how about you oh heading to

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water deep i mean taking this back to uh to to my bosses when he was up here purchasing purchasing

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all these these casks you look in the back there's just casks filled uh all in the back

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and it's just been the hardest trip like since i got all these things it just seems one thing

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after the other just keeps going wrong hmm is it because they're really heavy and full of

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liquid or is it because they're cursed why would they be cursed do you have a

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do you have a wagon full of cursed barrels i didn't think so is your boss a cursed barrel

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salesman no no it's a tough business it's that's a tough business to begin not a lot

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of market for that i wouldn't think no i thought he just sold casks but maybe maybe

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they're maybe they're cursed i don't know has anything else been going wrong or just

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the wheels breaking are the casks full or are they empty are they filled with souls so some some

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of them have some things in them but a lot of them are empty um you just had them you know

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fashioned fashioned up in uh up in neverwinter and so you know selling selling goods down in

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water deep did you know that ghost souls um yeah i'm aware ghosts are souls um but

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no i mean some of them are empty she walks over and knocks on them most most of them

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are empty there's a couple that have that are full but do any knock back make a perception check

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a left no knock back um but yeah i mean i broke yeah four wheels horses got scared off at one

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point and fortunately got them back can't get all the way back to water deep without an issue

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sounds like you're having a heck of a time uh you want a little bit of this and i hand her my um

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um my flask yeah what water skin wine skin yeah oh uh what what is it it's wine i open it and i

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sniff it what does it smell like oh is it the one you found in the thing yes it doesn't smell

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very good i go it's just oh never mind oh no i put the lid back on like it's that's going

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off yeah that's no good i'm okay i've got i've got water here okay are you okay do you need

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something no no yeah i'm fine okay good it's one of those i make you gag right okay well um

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good sully walks around the side like dry heaves like i need a minute the female halfling

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from the other wagon was standing behind you and says what is your issue what what do you

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mean you're flashing your your your took us at fine young women and you're trying to give them

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spoiled wine why i didn't know the wine was spoiled and me flashing my fine high knee was

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not my idea we were playing truth or dare in the back fair enough i guess kids kids do what

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kids do right kids big yeah yeah yeah okay i'm young enough to make bad decisions right what's

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your deal what do you mean what's my deal you just you know on this caravan to make other people

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feel bad about themselves as a matter of fact that's my main job over here on the journey

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Volkswagen you just kind of keep everybody in line you like the matron you could say so

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yeah yeah no we uh we travel we we're a roving group who uh come around and and fix

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up things where things need fixing fortunately we were here to help help this fine young lady

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which i had nothing to do with by the way i believe you okay good wholeheartedly so wait

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you're you're traveling carpenters yeah so then you know how to fix a wheel no problem

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yeah that's that's why this is the lady from the wagon that's why that's why is it

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came to fix the wheel isabelle took the wheel she rolled it away to go fix it i i brought

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her back because i saw that the wagon was full of tools have you been drinking from this flask

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because you really shouldn't buddy it's not good stuff i can't tell if he's serious or not

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is tom just not paying attention i don't know i thought i thought the driver of the wagon

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that broke the wheel took the wheel away and no one had claimed the new one yet to like

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oh to like fix it up or anything sorry no my description might have been off but yeah the

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the female human from the tool wagon had rolled it away got it and now i'm talking to the half

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sully's talking to the halfling around the other side of the wagon we're still on the other

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side of the wagon with winifred yeah because i'm dry heaving she went to go barf i did

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and the halfling followed her i think i just just you're just kind of there just kind of right

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she's there to be there well it's uh it's good that you were able to stop and help this fine

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lady after you may or may not have uh assisted in you just finished saying that you without a

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doubt knew that i had nothing to do with that so like make up your mind i i believe you i

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believe you name's barbara hey barbara i'm sully nice to meet you sully and we do the

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secret um halfling handshake so you tell me what you do with for a secret halfling handshake

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okay so it goes like you have to do with me so it goes like you put your hands out to each

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other and then a little bit away but then you come back in for it firm shake up twice pull

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back pound it and then slap the back your hands together and that's it so she does the motions

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but it was just like a beat behind you trying to figure out what you're trying to do

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as you're doing it but she's like yeah this is totally cool

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so sully gets a feeling like she doesn't really know what the halfling handshake is

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and then starts to question who taught him the halfling handshake and all that

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hmm interesting um okay well as you finish the handshake isabel comes back with the wheel

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well if you um these are all going to be the same voice it doesn't matter if you just help me

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lift it we can sneak us on there and hopefully get us get us moving again okay sure let's

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let's give it our best shot three of you are helping yeah everybody roll a strength check

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uh 18 10 15 uh well two of you got higher than a 15 so you're able to uh to lift it

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sully it gets to a certain point and i don't know if sully just stops lifting

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just just when past his reach what can he do yeah i have a feeling like i'm holding on

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to it like i'm dangling i don't think you're holding it up that high though i don't think

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there's any need for that but um but they uh you lift it high enough that they're able to

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get the wheel back on there and secure it back on um and they tell you put it down and

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then give it a second just to make sure everything holds um and then uh

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sounds like everything's ready to go so as well let's uh let's all hop back in the wagon get

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on the way okay do you want to hop in your wagon no you go hop in your wagon and keep

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your keep your keep your butt in your pants nobody needs to see that around here yes ma'am

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it's a family caravan that's not true fair enough well it was nice to meet all of you

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i hope you have better luck winifred yeah yeah me too i uh i hope so thank you well if

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if you need any more help you can always ask i will thank you very much glen she hops back up

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into the wagon nice to nice to meet you all well i'm sure we'll we'll see you if you're

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you're heading the way to water deep i'm gonna go get back in the in hillip's wagon i guess

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i too clamor up into the wagon and i say we're gonna keep playing this game can you guys

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like give me ds and stuff that don't involve me taking my clothes off crossing actions back

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there it did it did sort of create a weird vibe for the rest of that interaction didn't it

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it yeah that's my bad guys well it seemed like a safe one i forgot that when you're

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you know in a caravan there isn't really much for road you're sort of just beside the same

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people full time so yeah all right well um you guys know any other games or you just want to

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like have a nap or something i could go for a nap silly throws a notebook at moot what's

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what did you put in there i don't know what do you see in there

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oh no you drew it you sent you sent tom a text or something if you don't want glim to know

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oh sure yeah hold on yes that's a good idea oh fun fun fun moot's looking at this sweet

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picture that that sully drew we'll find out what that is at a later time maybe hopefully

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and uh yeah you kind of drift off have naps and go around and meet some of the other

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people in the caravan you travel most of the day and it gets to be

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evening and the caravan pulls over and sets up camp

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we're back at the middle feeling great about things and we're gonna tell you how you can

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win a cool book and then we're gonna give you that book in maybe two or three weeks yeah

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yeah wow i like it it was very freeform i like it quite a bit that's what i do yeah i mean most

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people feel the need to try to rhyme yeah but you didn't even you didn't you squashed that

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urge to rhyme you just did your own thing and i really i like it i like your confidence that's

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what happens when you just put me on the spot like that but welcome back to the middle

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everybody uh thank you for being here with this lovely lovely episode and your lovely

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lovely people and we want to give you a cool cool book for entering our contest is that book

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ghosts of salt marsh that's the book god it's a good book i got it in one you did it so all you

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got to do is make a rap no no i mean if you do you don't have to do that we'll appreciate

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that but you don't have to that's not how you enter the contest amy missed it the entire

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thing last time she just kind of showed up at the end and took all the credit so all you

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got to do is you got to share an episode either on twitter using that hashtag dumb dragon cast

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how much you did it and also tell us that you did share it just because yeah privacy

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settings sometimes we can't really tell so that's what more what i was getting at

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how much you did it and what i really want you guys to know is just how weird russ's hand

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movements are throughout this entire thing so i was just gonna say that like you can't see

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this but russ is doing some really intense like typing yeah and there's a lot of finger

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pointing it's yeah it's good i've seen those work on a computer a lot of times and he

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doesn't he doesn't type like this up near his chin like he's doing and it's like spidery

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and weird i wish you could see it although i don't it's so all you got to do is you got

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to enter a contest and you win a copy of the ghost of salt marsh which contest ends august

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31st and then we'll send it to you so thanks so please enter and we love you love you bye

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hey there we're dm to gm i'm your dm from Dumbgeons and Dragons Russ More

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and i'm your gm from the end of time and other bothers shawn howler and what we do here at dm

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to gm is we answer your questions to help you feel more comfortable playing the games you want

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to play and what questions would those be russ they are what game genre would you like to run

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what system are you familiar with or are you looking to use and finally what hurdle is

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stopping you from running the game that you want to run and we don't always agree but nine

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times out of 10 i think we're pretty much on the same page i like mazes shawn doesn't it's a big

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thing don't worry about yeah aside from the maze thing we want to share our real experiences

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what we've learned what's been helpful so that other people can get going and because a lot

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of these hurdles are just in their head so all you got to do is send us the answer to those

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questions to dm to gm cast at gmail.com and we will do our best to answer them and then

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listen to us where do they listen to us shawn they can listen to us anywhere they can find podcasts

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friday wherever you download podcasts or visit dm to gm.com dm to gm get your game started

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hello calls back and says well it's um this is where we stop and you got things to to sleep in

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yeah i do do you guys too yeah i mean um laden gave us some stuff before we left so

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yeah yeah good good all right well we'll just camp here uh you know what after we get

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everything set up i got i got i got an idea you guys seemed like you might be able to help me

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with it i'll come right back okay i'm just gonna go put the horses and ties him up and he zips

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off so so moot what did what did solid draw on your book can you tell me it's if it's

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private you don't have to tell me i'm just so curious i mean i can it had to do with

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uh your conversation with uh with hillip about uh making out oh okay i figured it was

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some kind of sex thing yeah it's a it's a pretty crude sketch of you and me

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making out with lots of tongue and when i say lots of tongue i mean like a crazy abnormal

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amount of tongue right like a lot even for a dragonborn yeah like a ridiculous amount of

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tongue well and how sully's art is he good at it um i mean i wouldn't say good okay but i knew

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who both the people were in the drawing so that's something that's something i mean also he was

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looking at us when he was drawing it so that also was a dead giveaway true that's a really

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good point well thanks for telling me i mean and maybe thanks for not showing me yeah i mean

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i don't it's it's it's a little much that sounds right for sully don't you think he's so funny

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yeah he seems okay

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am i still sleeping i thought we'd gotten out and we're like milling around kind of as we

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wait for hillip to come back with with his crazy ideas with his idea so uh yeah you two

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are offsetting up kind of your bed rolls and nearing around the the camp area fire area

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what's sully doing sully is i think sully's like just like slowly waking up he had fallen

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asleep in the back of the the back of the caravan and just kind of like sitting on the

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back of the caravan legs dangling over just kind of looking at all the industrious folks

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getting their things set up and i feel like he's a little bit like the grasshopper

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in the fall instead of like the ant after i set up my bed roll then i start doing my evening

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workout routine which is a series of like calisthenics and like push-ups and you know

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because i got to save the world so i just kind of go off to the side and start start

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going through my routine you catch the eye of a couple people and they're like yeah that's

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that's a pretty good they come over and there's a man and a woman they say can

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you mind if we just you know kind of follow your lead there oh absolutely i'd love it great

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at the end of the evening she has like an i like leading zumba classes exactly everyone has a

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stump in front of them there's a step class going on it's a real zumba style bard comes

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over and some sweet dance music starts up yeah i love it i love everything you're saying

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totally uh that's awesome um you see uh moot assuming you're kind of near the bed roll area

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sully and glim you see hillip come back over to moot and where did your friends go i'm not

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entirely sure where sully went but you can see there's a bunch of people over there working

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out with glim wow she really just rallies the crowd doesn't she yeah i think she's kind of

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got that natural leader thing going on for her cool well she's very bendy too

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right surprisingly so for a dragonborn who knew who knew anyways sully shuffles up well when

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maybe when they all come back here i've got i've got some you guys are you guys are not with

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like the the malicious no oh no we're not really here to fight

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oh okay but what i'm saying three more of these

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he he kind of waves at you glim oh and i i wave like i'll just i'll just be a minute

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okay and then i tell my people like okay just do three more sets of this

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and then you'll be good for the night and i come over

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okay well it's that's very good it gets blood flowing gets people sleeping very good it's

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very nice for for you to do that for the people of not many people do those sorts of things

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anymore not for the people not for the people anyways so as i was telling your friends here

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you you aren't you aren't going to fight the big the big battle no well i mean

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i am destined to save the world but you mentioned that 12 times to different people

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on the way but i think we're gonna drop off in water deep i don't think we're gonna head

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for the well of the dragons cool cool cool so you're like adventurers yeah um and i kind

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of look at the two yeah yeah i think we're adventurers yes very neat very neat well you

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know the adventurers adventures they got to fund their adventures right there's this there's

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this old rumor old saying over near here uh big treasure big fun big fun we go find the

387
00:41:58,160 --> 00:42:04,400
big treasure we have big fun but there's this old old town rumor to be around here that maybe

388
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:10,960
the three of you and me we go and we we find and if maybe we there is treasure maybe you

389
00:42:11,039 --> 00:42:20,000
know split it to four ways you know 50 50 25 25 and you yeah no that math doesn't add up

390
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:29,920
for me okay 30 20 20 20 that does not even add up to 100 math was not my strong suit see

391
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:35,920
how about how about we just split it four ways and see what happens yeah it's 25 percent each

392
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:42,000
yeah well what's what's the story behind this supposed treasure oh well there's there's this

393
00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:49,360
treasure um i see no real some say 100 gold some say 500 gold some say a million gold so

394
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:55,760
it's very fLexible in what the rumors are saying but for centuries there was a great

395
00:42:55,760 --> 00:43:02,000
windmill blew the darkness from the woods working as a filter to sweep the land from

396
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:07,840
wicked spirits is very you don't want those spirits in there but there was a magical

397
00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:12,960
orb inside the windmill and it went missing so the windmill had stopped

398
00:43:14,000 --> 00:43:20,400
and then it was taken over maybe by some evil things and drove all the people away

399
00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,599
hey did you know that

400
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,200
uh did i know that ghosts

401
00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:46,480
souls ghosts are souls yeah sorry did you just learn this today

402
00:43:47,199 --> 00:43:53,519
oh yeah i've been learning so much today very cool very cool uh regardless

403
00:43:54,159 --> 00:43:59,760
evil rumor to be raining over the peaceful hollow of the windmill town

404
00:44:02,079 --> 00:44:06,800
so maybe we just go see if there's some gold there so are we looking for gold are we looking

405
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:12,880
for a magical an orb i'm not sure i love the storytelling well i mean really we just want

406
00:44:12,880 --> 00:44:18,160
the gold i mean where does the gold come into it yeah there's there was no mention of gold in

407
00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:25,119
the story the rumor is the gold is in the town oh but it's an evil town now but it's an evil

408
00:44:25,119 --> 00:44:32,240
town but no people live there evil lives there but maybe maybe a lot of gold too and we sneak

409
00:44:32,240 --> 00:44:39,599
in under just to see if we can find it under under what under the blanket of night

410
00:44:39,839 --> 00:44:46,239
oh the shadows move with the shadows yeah all right yeah yeah i could go for some treasure

411
00:44:46,239 --> 00:44:51,119
i'm always up for adventure you know i'm on this this caravan all day all the time and

412
00:44:51,839 --> 00:44:56,000
you know sometimes it's good to go stretch your legs and do some calisthenics as they say

413
00:44:56,000 --> 00:45:01,360
over there and maybe go find some gold and if we find a magical orb and get rid of the evils

414
00:45:01,360 --> 00:45:06,159
that'd be cool too but it's all rumors nobody's i don't know anybody who's actually

415
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:08,000
been there it's just supposed to be in this area

416
00:45:10,559 --> 00:45:15,679
well i don't really care that much about the gold but i would love to vanish evil from a town

417
00:45:15,679 --> 00:45:22,079
that sounds like something i would really enjoy yeah this this magic orb sounds interesting

418
00:45:23,039 --> 00:45:26,639
yeah well the orb is supposed to keep the windmill going so i mean i don't care what you

419
00:45:26,639 --> 00:45:32,079
do with the orb and you can so i think i think what he whispers to sully i think what

420
00:45:32,079 --> 00:45:37,360
they're saying is we split it 50 50 you and i and they keep the orb and vanish evil and then

421
00:45:37,360 --> 00:45:42,159
they're cool oh yeah i definitely heard that yeah that's what i heard too yeah for sure yeah

422
00:45:42,799 --> 00:45:49,920
so are we in i say yes i mean it could just be a fun night just you know old buddies

423
00:45:49,920 --> 00:45:58,159
old pals traveling through the forest shenanigans ensue shenanigans ensue sully got it up top

424
00:45:58,799 --> 00:45:59,299
yeah

425
00:46:01,599 --> 00:46:09,759
uh sure let's let's check it out cool beans all right let me just uh go make sure the horses are

426
00:46:09,759 --> 00:46:14,399
properly secured get somebody to watch them just in case you know and then we'll go uh

427
00:46:14,399 --> 00:46:16,159
go ahead into the woods you grab what you need okay

428
00:46:19,279 --> 00:46:25,759
that hillip is quite the storyteller i like that guy it's great he makes me seem normal

429
00:46:28,159 --> 00:46:31,199
uh hillip comes back after a moment he's like okay you ready to go

430
00:46:32,480 --> 00:46:37,359
let's go i got wind i got i got maybe i shouldn't have got windafred to watch the horses she says

431
00:46:37,359 --> 00:46:42,799
bad things happen to her ah well yeah she's cursed why would you say that well i don't know

432
00:46:42,799 --> 00:46:49,599
maybe she needs an orb oh oh yeah cool well maybe we go find her an orb i don't know what

433
00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:56,079
he's gonna get from this whole excursion but oh he's he's looking for some uh more

434
00:46:56,079 --> 00:47:01,119
practice with his lobster cloth sully has no idea what you do

435
00:47:03,759 --> 00:47:08,719
it's fair i mean to be fair the three of you have no idea what each other does

436
00:47:09,759 --> 00:47:14,719
sully's like he's part man part lobster obviously some sort of spirit animal yep

437
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:24,400
so you guys head off uh into the woods following hillip and he's like

438
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:29,200
i don't know how far exactly it is it's supposed to be kind of here we'll just kind of go in and see

439
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:35,680
abouts he pulls out a map of the area it's like it's he points like kind of right there

440
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:40,639
i think is where somebody told me they last maybe been to it or just heard about it

441
00:47:42,079 --> 00:47:47,760
you guys good travelers well once i was traveling in the forest and i went to sleep

442
00:47:47,760 --> 00:47:55,200
and i woke up someplace like like 100 kilometers away 100 kilometers away

443
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:01,120
it sounds like you're a really good traveler then right that's what i'm thinking

444
00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:09,600
interesting interesting okay you guys carry on through uh through the forest there

445
00:48:09,599 --> 00:48:19,440
um everybody make a perception check oh man 60 one 12 i'm just so jazzed up from zumba i'm still

446
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:25,839
like got that song the bard was singing in my head just like a bard version of the shakira

447
00:48:25,839 --> 00:48:34,000
song isn't it it is now yes uh hillip sully and moot you hear a really loud buzzing

448
00:48:34,559 --> 00:48:41,440
coming from up ahead guys i i we don't know each other very well but i just need to say this

449
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:47,679
right now is that i don't i don't like bees is that is that what you think that is why i'm

450
00:48:47,679 --> 00:48:54,079
hearing a buzz in it yeah it sounds like it's a bumblebees they they got the honey and it's

451
00:48:54,079 --> 00:49:00,480
really really great because you got the honey and you make a lot of money honey so that's

452
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:01,760
what bumblebees are all about

453
00:49:07,039 --> 00:49:11,679
i turned to moot and i'm just like i don't know if these guys ever even seen a bumblebee

454
00:49:11,679 --> 00:49:17,199
description i mean he has the part about honey being right well yeah but i mean that

455
00:49:17,199 --> 00:49:22,320
could just be a metaphor for more money like i don't know are bumblebees all about

456
00:49:22,320 --> 00:49:28,079
money do i have this all wrong i mean i don't know but i guess we'll find out for sure

457
00:49:28,159 --> 00:49:35,759
thought they were pollinating flowers or something but um uh hey glim you got like really thick scales

458
00:49:35,759 --> 00:49:44,480
and stuff right uh are you scared of bees i'm not scared of bees i kept bees at home like

459
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:49,599
honeybees you know we had a few hives of course you did yeah i'm not i'm not afraid

460
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:56,960
of bees are you are you afraid of them oh yeah well i'm pretty sure i'm anaphylaptic or

461
00:49:56,960 --> 00:50:04,159
something like that but if maybe you could go on up ahead we're hearing some crazy buzzin

462
00:50:04,159 --> 00:50:08,400
and uh since you got such thick scales and stuff they probably can't even sting you

463
00:50:09,119 --> 00:50:13,920
so so just so we just so we clarify the thickness of dragonborn scales they

464
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:19,840
they don't act as armor but they're more kind of they act more like just regular human

465
00:50:19,840 --> 00:50:25,280
skin they're not like full dragon scales oh so they don't add anything to ac or anything

466
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:30,560
like that but i mean you can still say you have thick scales that's totally cool but um but yeah

467
00:50:31,280 --> 00:50:36,320
they're not like extra armor for dragonborn okay i just thought maybe like it would be more of like

468
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:42,480
like a rougher or not rough but like a more like like as if like certainly a different texture

469
00:50:42,480 --> 00:50:48,480
yeah so i thought maybe i also am wearing like heavy armor so less penetrable from yeah

470
00:50:49,199 --> 00:50:55,599
buzzy cool little little b-butts those b-butts aren't gonna get me dang little b-butts um okay

471
00:50:55,599 --> 00:51:01,679
well hilip has kept walking during this um this interaction so he's hanging back i'll i'll go

472
00:51:01,679 --> 00:51:07,360
i'll go yeah up ahead sure i guess with hilip i'm gonna push him out of the way you follow

473
00:51:07,360 --> 00:51:13,920
kind of in behind hilip and then catch up to him and uh to hilip and moot are you

474
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:19,519
staying with sully or are you going ahead too uh kind of in between okay then hilip and glim

475
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:26,559
make an investigation check because you're looking around for things looking around check

476
00:51:26,559 --> 00:51:33,360
is a 16 um so you see it um before hilip does so you see it first um but you see

477
00:51:34,079 --> 00:51:41,280
almost like a two-story crack three meters up in a tree and it's filled to the brim like

478
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:48,640
overflowing with a huge abnormally large beehive and like you see honey dripping down and out of

479
00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:56,240
the out of this crack in the tree uh okay and i kind of like tap hilip and point up and then

480
00:51:56,240 --> 00:52:03,920
like wave back whoa would you look at that that's the money that's the money spot yeah i

481
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:10,560
mean you guys you definitely heard some bees hey anybody got any sweet jars or something

482
00:52:10,559 --> 00:52:15,840
or maybe we come back a little bit later and yeah she said casks we should fill her casks

483
00:52:15,840 --> 00:52:21,920
with all this honey no no no no because ma'am no sully's scared of the bees he thinks he might

484
00:52:21,920 --> 00:52:26,480
die or something so we should just let's just move along let's just move along pretty quick

485
00:52:27,519 --> 00:52:34,799
oh okay that's fine is the treasure honey no i don't think so i mean they said gold i

486
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:40,720
mean gold honey gold it's golden honey it could be metaphorical but i don't see a windmill around

487
00:52:40,720 --> 00:52:48,400
here though no okay well let's just let's just keep going okay okay downtrodden kind of just

488
00:52:48,400 --> 00:52:53,760
keeps going looks back up at the at the honey some day i come back for you and get all the honey

489
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:57,680
um

490
00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:00,160
what a what a creepy promise

491
00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:08,640
come back for you bees i'm gonna get all your honey as you carry on uh you begin to

492
00:53:08,640 --> 00:53:14,240
hear the sound of rushing water like a river um and you carry on a little ways and you

493
00:53:14,240 --> 00:53:21,200
actually come to that river and down ahead you see a bridge everybody make an investigation

494
00:53:21,520 --> 00:53:25,360
or a perception check uh perception check is it a bridge over troubled water

495
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:37,680
it's a bridge over water fuck one uh 12 19 uh moot you definitely see um like hillop calls

496
00:53:37,680 --> 00:53:41,600
attention to it he's like oh it's a bridge and maybe it's on the other side of the bridge

497
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:46,640
there might be looks at his map is there maybe it's kind of that area maybe on the other side

498
00:53:47,359 --> 00:53:53,199
who knows um but you see that the bridge looks like there are like panels broken out of it

499
00:53:54,239 --> 00:54:00,079
and along on the other side of the bridge you see um like a tree that has been knocked down

500
00:54:00,079 --> 00:54:03,759
and also extends across this this ravine where this river is

501
00:54:05,039 --> 00:54:10,960
so like the tree goes all the way across yeah and how deep is how deep and wide is

502
00:54:10,960 --> 00:54:26,240
the ravine um it is about 50 feet across and about 20 feet down river doesn't look like

503
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:34,320
it's moving super fast moot uh kind of looks back at everyone says uh there's a bridge up

504
00:54:34,320 --> 00:54:42,080
ahead that doesn't look too stable um also looks like there's a tree that's spanning the

505
00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:47,200
ravine so i guess we have a couple of ways across that's cool that's cool all right

506
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:51,920
let's should we go check it out then now i call dibs on the tree that bridge is sketchy

507
00:54:51,920 --> 00:54:59,280
don't get out okay you guys get up to the bridge and there are clearly panels it's like

508
00:54:59,280 --> 00:55:07,519
it is an old bridge it's a rope bridge um planks all the way across every every few

509
00:55:07,519 --> 00:55:14,080
panels it looks like it's been snapped and broken um the log itself looks like it's

510
00:55:14,080 --> 00:55:20,160
you kind of check it out it's pretty seems pretty securely in place also across spanning

511
00:55:20,160 --> 00:55:25,360
across and getting go okay so like that's a great idea because i think you're the lightest

512
00:55:26,000 --> 00:55:34,559
so you you're the least in the least danger i hope i hope so too okay are you going across

513
00:55:34,559 --> 00:55:44,240
the bridge or the log the log make and and stealth check i want to be like really like

514
00:55:44,240 --> 00:55:50,559
yeah that's not a that's not a stealth thing i'd be like an athletic yeah okay or acrobatics

515
00:55:50,559 --> 00:55:56,960
i could do cart stealthy car sure yeah you could justify acrobatics okay if you're doing

516
00:55:56,960 --> 00:56:03,199
cartwheels it's going to be a higher dc not not cartwheels 16 yeah yeah you kind of

517
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:08,960
slip your footing a little bit part way across but um it seems fairly stable to you and you

518
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:16,559
make it all the way across no problem okay well i'll give it to go here just see what happens

519
00:56:17,519 --> 00:56:24,719
uh hillip goes out um and he slips like loses his footing completely hits like a piece of moss

520
00:56:24,719 --> 00:56:40,320
or something and um falls straddling the log he's on the other side like oh good he takes a couple

521
00:56:40,320 --> 00:56:44,639
points of damage as he like rolls and is like holding on to the side and he's like it's

522
00:56:44,719 --> 00:56:51,440
slippery you didn't tell me it was slippery how much dick damage did he take two dick damage

523
00:56:55,920 --> 00:57:01,279
well i thought that you'd assume that and take your time because you made it splashing you

524
00:57:01,279 --> 00:57:09,440
made it look so easy there my tiny friend can you come help me you're like two steps into

525
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:17,039
into the log i gotta come three quarters of the way back back over i can't see them behind me

526
00:57:17,039 --> 00:57:23,280
they might have left me for dead to go get some honey uh no no we're right here we're still here

527
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:30,240
you're okay good can someone give me a hand or something maybe you've got a rope to help

528
00:57:30,240 --> 00:57:32,960
and pull me i can't quite get my handle

529
00:57:36,080 --> 00:57:44,960
i'll inch my way out there and grab his hand kind of pulls straightens up saying thank you

530
00:57:44,960 --> 00:57:51,760
good friend moot that one would have left me for dead i'm three quarters of the way across

531
00:57:52,400 --> 00:57:57,840
i'm not gonna say it again he stands back up and makes his way across kind of hobbling

532
00:57:57,840 --> 00:58:05,760
along but makes it without slipping your next are you sure yeah all right make a either

533
00:58:06,320 --> 00:58:12,000
yeah an acrobatics check is what we've been doing so far it's like a tight rep right

534
00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:21,680
acrobatics this has a 14 yeah you you make it uh all the way across there um no dick damage

535
00:58:21,680 --> 00:58:28,160
no dick damage no no dick damage you kind of watch your step around where um where hillip

536
00:58:28,160 --> 00:58:34,480
slipped and you make it all the way across okay guys i guess it's my turn okay be safe

537
00:58:35,360 --> 00:58:42,560
do i have to use acrobatics or can i use athletics yeah strength you can say it just has

538
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:47,840
you know i think it's got it well because acrobatics would be dexterity athletics would

539
00:58:47,840 --> 00:58:53,840
be more strength so like unless you're like lifting up the log and using it to

540
00:58:54,880 --> 00:59:00,640
vault over which would be impressive which would be impressive that would be amazing

541
00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:07,200
but yeah probably acrobatics okay then that is not great it's a 12

542
00:59:09,519 --> 00:59:14,240
you get part way and it's a little bit slippery and you get kind of shaky need

543
00:59:14,240 --> 00:59:19,840
as you're going across um but you got those claws on managed to maybe i just lock in and

544
00:59:19,840 --> 00:59:28,800
stable yourself and you too make it all the way across nice job you guys you did so good sully

545
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:34,800
wow did you like take gymnastics or something when you were little not that i will ever

546
00:59:34,800 --> 00:59:40,640
admit to you're very dexterous tiny friend uh now that small comes in handy sometimes

547
00:59:40,639 --> 00:59:47,359
yes now that you're on the other side of the uh of the ravine you see a pathway

548
00:59:48,159 --> 00:59:55,359
that goes into the forest and forks around a tree so there are two pathways leading further in

549
00:59:57,679 --> 01:00:04,000
where previously you had not come across a pathway what does your map say hillop which

550
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:08,639
way are we going to go he's looking at it and say well i mean we're in approximately

551
01:00:08,639 --> 01:00:13,440
the area uh maybe we just go down one of these pathways and see what happens

552
01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:18,719
so your map doesn't really tell you which way to go no it's just more of a feeling

553
01:00:19,839 --> 01:00:24,799
oh is there anything on your map can i see your map he shows you the map it's a map of the area

554
01:00:25,359 --> 01:00:29,679
yeah it's something crayon though so i'm not entirely sure but the accuracy of this map

555
01:00:29,679 --> 01:00:35,679
we're like right about here any points to this is just a big green space yeah well we

556
01:00:35,680 --> 01:00:41,040
were here on the on the pathway on the high road with going down to water deep and now we're

557
01:00:41,040 --> 01:00:47,760
here in this forest this looks like a bit of a blue blue line there that could be this this

558
01:00:47,760 --> 01:00:55,200
river this forest is like and i like put my hands this voice is like like like four celly

559
01:00:55,200 --> 01:01:02,720
hands this is look i'm not going to take criticisms for my maps oh you made me bypass

560
01:01:02,720 --> 01:01:07,200
my honeys because you did not like the bees and now you're criticizing my maps

561
01:01:09,200 --> 01:01:16,000
he walks off in a huff oh well which path does he go down uh he goes down the one that shoots

562
01:01:16,000 --> 01:01:27,200
directly off of the bridge go down the opposite one uh do we stay with huffy pants well i think

563
01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:33,520
so i mean it's his adventure we're on right sure yeah you think he'd be a little more grateful

564
01:01:33,520 --> 01:01:39,200
he's very sensitive about his maps the map is garbage too you have to admit yeah i mean the

565
01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:43,520
river wasn't even on it i don't think but it's that's okay he says he has a feeling

566
01:01:44,800 --> 01:01:50,400
it's more than i have about where we are right now so let's go i have a feeling it could be

567
01:01:50,400 --> 01:01:57,760
demons this is for our buffy fans up there um okay so you follow behind him

568
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:05,200
yeah sure you go down this path and into the forest and as you walk a little ways in it's

569
01:02:05,200 --> 01:02:12,400
almost like it opens up into a clearing you get another 20 or 30 feet ahead and you're

570
01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:17,280
catching up to hillup and you see him stop and look up and he says come come quick come

571
01:02:17,280 --> 01:02:22,720
over here now dad is there more honey up here everybody make a perception check as you kind of

572
01:02:22,720 --> 01:02:35,840
come up to 12 16 14 all three of you um you feel like the wind dies down like almost

573
01:02:36,480 --> 01:02:42,880
to a standstill any breeze that was there is gone and you look ahead and just above the the

574
01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:48,480
trees right in front of you at the end of this path you see the tip of a windmill

575
01:02:49,840 --> 01:02:51,840
stationary against the moonlight

576
01:02:51,840 --> 01:02:55,600
well i'll be damned

577
01:03:22,640 --> 01:03:25,600
oh

578
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:44,640
we're not even drinking no can you believe it seems like russ is because i there is like some

579
01:03:44,639 --> 01:03:52,639
mouth some i did see like a can of something in his hand sparkling lemon water blue menu

580
01:03:53,920 --> 01:04:01,679
spiked with vodka negative negative zero vodka no no just going them going that clean bubbly

581
01:04:01,679 --> 01:04:07,279
water life yeah that's what that's what the kids are doing these days yeah totally hashtag

582
01:04:07,279 --> 01:04:12,000
bubble life come back over to moot and say where did where did your where did your friends

583
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where did your friends go where's my accent go where's my accent go cursed are the woods was

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part of today's adventure created by eric dollock licensed under creative commons by

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attribution 3.0 visit creative commons dot org slash licenses slash buy dash sa slash 3.0

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the songs long road ahead come play with me flighty theme and sheep may safely graze

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are by Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io the songs endless list and play a little game

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decision are by sasha ende of filmmusic.io all songs are licensed under creative commons

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by attribution 4.0 visit creative commons dot org slash licenses slash buy slash 4.0